you are a fucking idiot

ntar baru gue permak deh



di dota, pintu masuk markas lawan ada 3. dari top lane, mid lane, dan dari bot lane. kalau lawan pakai techies dan mid lane itu dikerumuni bom banyak2, itu artinya pertahanan mereka sudah mendekati sempurna. sebagai tim yang ada otak, selayaknyalah tinggalkan mid lane dan coba ngepush dari bot lane atau dari top lane.

now what did that little shit jk fucking do?
serangan ham kepada prabowo itu sudah SERINGKALI dilakukan lho nyet, you could have expected that seseorang itu kalau diserang dengan serangan YANG SAMA terus-menerus itu bukannya ambruk, melainkan malah jadi makin tahan, tolol.
ditambah lagi juga sudah ada banyak pernyataan dari sumber-sumber dan media massa yang berbeda-beda kalau isu ham itu sebenarnya sudah tidak valid lagi dilancarkan terhadap prabowo. black campaign, bukan negative campaign.

serang koalisinya, bodoh. koalisi mereka itu sangat susah lho untuk dipertahankan. bagaimana caranya coba mereka bisa menjelaskan cara menyelenggarakan pemerintahan yang bersih sementara fpi, pks, bakrie, tifatul, suryadharma ali, fadli zon dan badut-badut lainnya itu berkeliaran di koalisi mereka?

kalau sudah tahu lawanmu terus menggunakan batu (dan hanya bisa menggunakan batu dan akan terus menggunakannya), dan kamu tetap terus menggunakan gunting dan bukannya menggunakan kertas,



YOU ARE A FUCKING IDIOT.
jusuf kalla -the best idiot of the century.

hot problems (guy version) lol

cowo ganteng, tinggi, tegap, 6-pecs, tajir, wangi, bersih, penampilan+pakaian oke, pintar, sopan lagi. SINGLE. pendapat orang2 : pasti homo

cewe cantik, langsing, tinggi, pintar, baik hati, sopan, kaya, ramah. SINGLE. pendapat orang2 : biasa, cewe high class, pasti susah memang ngedapatinnya

duck this society's double standards



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THE MOST DILIGENT, THE MOST SERIOUS, THE QUIETEST, THE BEST STUDENT -- whatever, you get the picture already -- once broke the chattering in my class by asking me straightforwardly : "sir, are you gay?" thus creating the quietest silence i've ever experienced my whole life (now you should understand that this is the "good" type of student who broke the silence so this is to be expected, it wasn't the "naughty" type of student whose intention is to create a new ruckus)
"deduction from my photos in facebook/twitter/ask/other social media, huh? err... no, i'm not. why?" (i didn't bother stating my sexual orientation being a bi so as to avoid further inquiries)
a naughty student : "so, teach, do you have a girlfriend?"
me : "well... no"
that dam slick student : "oh i see.. you have a boyfriend instead!"
*laughter erupts*
*me just staring at that kid with a poker face*
dalam hati : "well played, kid. well played."



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you remember that one-liner joke about single guys being lucky for they are less-good-looking?
here's my attempt at it :
gue : "lha situ enak, jelek; jadi bisa ada alasan buat jomblo. gue?"
friend : "ya lu kan homo"

or this one maybe : "apabila lu ngejar2 cewe dan tetap ga dapat2 sampai sekarang, positif thinking aja : mungkin jodoh lu cowo =)"



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kenapa cewe-cewe cantik sekarang pacarnya gemuk-gemuk?
karena cowo-cowo six-pecs sekarang pacarnya ganteng-ganteng
(okay this one is old and lame as hail, i'll find something else and update this post when i see one)

mau ide? ini

i've just thought of a brilliant idea

so i'm gonna write a novel

yang bertemakan tentang cinta (esegedeh)

cinta sang cowo dan sang cewe ini juga mutual lho, on top of that..

hanya saja sang cowo ini dari fakultas keperawatan dan sang cewe dari fakultas teknik



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no, well, no; actually, i was just joking. it's just that it would be cool if a case like that were to happen irl, though. still, if anybody's writing a novel with that background story, gimme a call. i'd like to read it.

rant

so i have been pondering about my professional life as a teacher, having been teaching for 3 years already.

it seems to be a growing trend for students to be more and more antisocial and shier -- which spells doom for me.

my boss once said "what's the point of those vocab and grandma if the students are not gonna use them anyway? let them speak and be noisy in your class" -- well, suits me fine. i like talkative and naughty students anyway.
but then,

for the past few months the number of shy students i have had has been increasing and they are really on a roll. now to make matters worse, these type of shy students are not the ones who just stays quiet in class and does whatever exercise their teachers instruct them to. worse. they turn to their cellphone and start texttextextexting. now this seems familiar, where have i seen them before?

oh, yeah! family reunion! or those cases where a bunch of parents eat out in a restaurant with only a single young kid following. pity. to kill the boredom, they give this kid his cellphone. for him to "socialize"
but anyway, who am i to talk? every chinese new year when we go pai cia and my parents start chatting with relatives, i'm left with nothing to do so i turn to my smartphone and start texttextexting as well.

now, trend makes children allthemore antisocial and they're bringing this trend to classes where i teach.
how deep is the shit am i in?

about education - perspective

to those of you going to school, seeking for education.
let me tell you.. what you need is perspective, not knowledge.
you need concept and understanding, not erudition.

why? because you go there to meet and greet the teachers and be exposed to their way of thinking.
you don't need a teacher who just keeps on reading his book. you can read the book by yourself. but what makes a teacher a good teacher is how he understands the subject he teaches, and that is what you want to get from him. know. know how he understands, know what he did when he learned his subject.

that's all there is to it.

philosophy from dad's office room

look, my friend; with money, you can buy
a house but not a home
a clock but not time
a bed but not a nap
education but not intelligence
medicine but not health
position but not respect
acquaintances but not friends
blood but not life
sex but not love

Two Sides to Every Story

Are you aiming to be a good teacher? Be a student.
Are you aiming to be a good student? Be a teacher.
Isn't it ironic how the best teachers in a classroom are the students themselves? And isn't it ironic as well that the best freshmen in my faculty are the lecturers themselves?
Heads? Or Tails? How about both? Be both two sides of the same coin, my friend.