hot problems (guy version) lol

cowo ganteng, tinggi, tegap, 6-pecs, tajir, wangi, bersih, penampilan+pakaian oke, pintar, sopan lagi. SINGLE. pendapat orang2 : pasti homo

cewe cantik, langsing, tinggi, pintar, baik hati, sopan, kaya, ramah. SINGLE. pendapat orang2 : biasa, cewe high class, pasti susah memang ngedapatinnya

duck this society's double standards



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THE MOST DILIGENT, THE MOST SERIOUS, THE QUIETEST, THE BEST STUDENT -- whatever, you get the picture already -- once broke the chattering in my class by asking me straightforwardly : "sir, are you gay?" thus creating the quietest silence i've ever experienced my whole life (now you should understand that this is the "good" type of student who broke the silence so this is to be expected, it wasn't the "naughty" type of student whose intention is to create a new ruckus)
"deduction from my photos in facebook/twitter/ask/other social media, huh? err... no, i'm not. why?" (i didn't bother stating my sexual orientation being a bi so as to avoid further inquiries)
a naughty student : "so, teach, do you have a girlfriend?"
me : "well... no"
that dam slick student : "oh i see.. you have a boyfriend instead!"
*laughter erupts*
*me just staring at that kid with a poker face*
dalam hati : "well played, kid. well played."



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you remember that one-liner joke about single guys being lucky for they are less-good-looking?
here's my attempt at it :
gue : "lha situ enak, jelek; jadi bisa ada alasan buat jomblo. gue?"
friend : "ya lu kan homo"

or this one maybe : "apabila lu ngejar2 cewe dan tetap ga dapat2 sampai sekarang, positif thinking aja : mungkin jodoh lu cowo =)"



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kenapa cewe-cewe cantik sekarang pacarnya gemuk-gemuk?
karena cowo-cowo six-pecs sekarang pacarnya ganteng-ganteng
(okay this one is old and lame as hail, i'll find something else and update this post when i see one)